10 FAMOUS QUOTES OF ROBERT MUGABE (1924 – 2019)

ROBERT MUGABE

10 FAMOUS QUOTES OF ROBERT MUGABE (1924 – 2019)

“South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man, but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man, simply because he’s a foreigner”

“When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious”

“He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus”

“When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend”

“Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, or sing Sweet Mother for you,  you should stop breastfeeding him”

“If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty”

“If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy”

“Treat every part of your towel nicely, because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow”

“Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’”

“The only warning Africans take seriously is LOW BATTERY”

🏽‍♂️ 🏾🏾 🏽‍♂️ 🏾🏾🏽‍♂️ 🏾🏾🏽‍♂️ 🏾🏾🏽‍♂️

Robert Mugabe, a good man, whom power corrupted, absolutely.

Rest well, sir. 🏾🏾

By Mazi Abe Media 2019

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